Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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