My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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