C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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