Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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