i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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