Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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