I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
