Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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