Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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