Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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