OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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