after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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