She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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