Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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