i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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