Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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