I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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