well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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