hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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