I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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