Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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