I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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