White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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