office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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