Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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