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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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