you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Success! We fucked roommates!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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