I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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