Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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