hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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