So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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