Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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