Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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