you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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