giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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