just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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