Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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