Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
