He asked to "fluff my boner.."
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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