On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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