is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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