Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
