you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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