She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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