They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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