ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i wish my penis had a tongue
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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