I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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