I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
