Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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