its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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