D3 body, D1 cock
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
