whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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