I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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