Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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