i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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